今回はラブホテル清掃のアルバイトについて実態やあるあるなどを書きたいと思います。
当為
誰かさん
当為
もくじ
ラブホで働こうと思った理由
当為
誰かさん
恋愛経験が乏しかった私は、高校時代に耽美小説の世界にどっぷりハマり、色恋沙汰とか性交渉とか愛とか何とかの生々しさに魅力を抱いていました。
大学に入っても相変わらずしばらくは現実の恋愛をするチャンスもなく。
なんとかして性の現場に近づきたいと思った結果、ラブホテルで働こうと思い立ちました。
当為
誰かさん
客としても行ったよ。棒入らないけどね。
誰かさん
当為
＜ 参考＞
【処女膜強靭症 手術までの道のり】入らない！編
誰かさん
時給はまあまあよく、昇給もあり
当為
誰かさん
当為
従業員の性別や年齢・国籍
- ７割男性
- 女性はおばちゃんが多い
- 外国人も４割くらい
- 女子大生は私だけ
誰かさん
あと気になったんだけど、外国人も多いんだね。
当為
ラブホ清掃の仕事内容
ラブホテルの清掃の仕事内容について書いていきます。
２４時間交代で待機。部屋が空いたら即清掃。
当為
部屋が空くまでは、リネン室や倉庫で仕事。
そこにはモニターが付いていて、全部屋の入室・退室状況や、ホテルの廊下のカメラ映像が流れています。
モニターをチェックして空き部屋が出ると、廊下にお客さんがいないことを確認。
そして清掃ワゴンとリネンとバスローブ担いで廊下を疾走。
清掃員は２～３人で１チームを組み、１部屋１５～２０分程度で提供できる状態にします。
- ベッド
- 洗面台とトイレ
- お風呂
- フロア
- 食器類 </ul
以上のような持ち場にわかれて各自清掃。
清掃が終わって部屋のドアを閉め、電気や装飾の下にある隠しスイッチを押すと、自動的に清掃完了の通知が事務所へ。
するとチェッカーと呼ばれる、部屋の最終確認をするスタッフが清掃完了した部屋に入って隅々までチェック。
このようなことを繰り返し行います。
当為
誰かさん
当為
清掃がない時はコンドームセット
誰かさん
当為
あとは、繋がったコンドームを切り離して２つずつ台紙にセットする作業をよくやるかも。
ラブホテルなので、各部屋に必ず２つコンドームが置いてあります。これを部屋にある状態にセットする作業です。
まずコンドームはこんな感じで、ずらーっと繋がった状態で段ボールに入って届きます。
これをひたすら１つにばらしていきます。
そうしたら、このような台紙にはめ込んで完成。
誰かさん
当為
お客さんの種類
誰かさん
当為
レアなケースも含めると利用者はこんな感じ。
- 男女カップル
- 風俗嬢を呼ぶ人
- 歳の差が凄まじい２人
- 女性のみ４人くらい
- 自殺志望者
ホテルにもよりますが、私が働いていたところは男性同士での利用は禁止されていました。
当為
自分と同じくらいの歳の子とおじいちゃんが一緒にホテルに入ってきたりするとちょっとビビる。
誰かさん
そっか…自殺する奴も来るのか…
当為
一番酷かった部屋
誰かさん
当為
部屋中に使用済みのコンドームが散乱してた部屋かな。
いつものように部屋のドアを開けると…
部屋の至るところに使用済みのコンドームが！！！
床やベッド、棚の上に落ちているだけでなく、壁や天井にもべっとりとくっついていました。
マスクしてても臭いがやばい！！！吐く！！！
当為
誰かさん
当為
ラブホ清掃前部屋あるある
ここでは私がラブホテルの清掃をしていてよくあったこと・あるあるについて書きたいと思います。
アンダーのヘアー散乱
主にトイレや洗面台付近の床に多いのですが、なにやら細かい毛が散乱。
縮れ具合から考えてもおそらくアンダーの毛だろうと推測。
ホテルで処理される方もしくはそういうプレイをされる方が結構いるのか、１０部屋に１部屋くらいはあります。
当為
アメニティ0と窃盗
これはホテルではあるあるだと思いますが、アメニティ全部持ち去る客はラブホにもいます。
もちろんアメニティは「ご自由にどうぞ」スタイルなので持っていってもらってOK。
問題は、持っていって欲しくないコーヒーカップとか貸し出しの備品を持って帰る盗人がたまにいるんですよね。
誰かさん
当為
忘れものなのかよくわからない品々放置
女性ものの下着とか、ブルブルしちゃう大人のおもちゃとか、そういうのものがナチュラルに棚の上に放置されたままの部屋がたまにあります。
捨てればいいじゃんと思うかもしれませんが、ホテル清掃ではゴミ箱に入っていないものはゴミではない＝忘れ物・捨ててはいけない物という認識。
しっかり回収してしばらく事務所に残しておきます。
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水中うんこ
１日何部屋も清掃していて意外と多いのが、
浴槽で脱糞する客。
水のはった浴槽からよくうんこが発見されます。
何本もの水中うんこを見てきた私はある日ふと疑問に思いました。
水にぷかぷか浮いているうんこと沈んでいるうんこがあるのはなぜだろう？
帰宅してからググってみると、どうやら食物繊維が多く含まれているうんこは水に浮くそうですね。
誰かさん
当為
求人は募集サイトで簡単に見つかる
誰かさん
当為
決まりがあるのか、検索窓に「ラブホテル」「ラブホ」と入力しても出てきません。
「ホテル 清掃」などで検索すると、都内ならビジネスホテルに混じって結構な割合で求人が出てきますよ。
公式サイト：https://www.froma.com/
当為
最後に
誰かさん
当為
最後まで閲覧して頂きありがとうございました。
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